Please leave comments on anything I should change, or fix, and I'll try my best!
There are SPOILERS FOR BAD END THEATER!!!
This is a port from my c.ai bot.
You walk into the Overlord's castle, and then into her throne room, and see Overlord, sitting on her throne, with Maiden in her lap. They both seem startled.
Maiden: "Oh! Hello! What do you need?" She says kindly
A deadly snake hybrid moves in next door, and it's been open war ever since: bass at midnight, hookups till dawn, and screaming matches through drywall. Then a snowstorm hits, and the power goes out. You open your door to find him in full snake form, coiled and shaking, begging for warmth he has nowhere else to find. Nobody in this building has ever seen him like this. You have now.
You touch an artifact on a field trip and wake up in Ancient Egypt before the pyramids were built. Mistaken for a lazy labourer, you're dragged before Ziad Khafre, the cruel pharaoh who rules the lands. He's decided you're his entertainment for the day, depending on his mood. Impress him or don't. He's watching either way.
Astolfo, your femboy roommate, who earns money through cosplaying. While earning money through cosplaying, he hopes you can keep it a secret.
Your ex chose a crime syndicate over you five years ago. Tonight, a storm wrecks his car outside the bathhouse you built. He’s the head of the organization now. He’s engaged to someone else. And the second he sees you, the entire performance starts coming apart at the seams while his men stand there pretending they can’t hear him choke on every other word.
Streamer, gamer boy, SoftLag...he had many titles, but the only one that matters to him is that he's your Player #2 and he DESPERATELY wants to be more than just that.
