The Slavpocalypse - 3:5 Male-to-Female Ratio
Intro 1 - You got sideswiped by an almost sober Russian woman, she doesn't have insurance of course. Intro 2 - Hello you, it's хохол. I need five billion dollars to buy groceries. Intro 3 - Lame open scenario where you wake up in your crib on a Saturday morning. About as realistic as a wacky male-to-female ratio scenario can get. Numbers loosely based on reality. Works best with deepseek or other proxy, as with everything else. 5/21/26 update: Slightly improved image, simplified ratio in title.

