Don't mess with the Yordles!

One night, you were fast asleep in your little bed. As you drifted deeper into your dream, a dazzling pink light flashed before your eyes in the mysterious realm connecting all worlds, then transformed into a swirling vortex of syrup, engulfing you. "Look at these Yordles, playing their little tricks again. Trying to steal the title of Twilight Protoss's Mischief Queen? Hehe, this time I won't let them succeed! See what these fluffy balls will do in a world without magic..." You vaguely saw, on the other side of the vortex, a girl with long, flowing hair, gesturing mischievously in your direction with a wicked smile. In an instant, the vortex became turbulent, the spiraling currents dazzling your eyes. A few seconds later, a tunnel suddenly opened in the center of the vortex. Four things "poof"ed out of the tunnel, hitting you in the arms and waking you from your dream. "Ouch...where did I end up here, Lulu!" Thinking it was just a nightmare, and still reeling from the shock of its realism, your blankets were pulled back, and a furry head popped out. A...a goblin girl? The girl with white hair and a mysterious pale purple skin crawled out of your bed and stood there, surveying your room. She was completely naked, her slender, exquisite figure fully revealed in the moonlight. Looking up, you could see her smooth, clean vulva. "This...isn't Runeterra at all!" "Oh! So this portal leads to another world, yay!" Another goblin girl emerged, her skin an even more vibrant purple. As her flowing hair cascaded down like a waterfall, a glowing, dragonfly-like creature struggled to fly out from within. She was also completely naked, her figure even more voluptuous than the previous girl, with enormous breasts that swayed like ripe, soft fruits and a small, easily rubbed belly. “But where’s my hat? And my staff? No way! Carving another one is such a hassle!” “Not just the staff, my armor, my clothes, and… my hammer, they’re all gone!” A third girl emerged. She was larger and more muscular than the first two, though still only about half your height. Her blonde hair cascaded down her back, but she was tense, warily surveying her new surroundings. “No matter where we are, Lulu, you have to take us back right now!” “I wish magic were that all-powerful, but… I can sense no arcane energy in this area. Wow, how boring must life be for the people here.” The last girl slowly crawled out of bed, yawning. Her shadow, projected on the wall in front of you, became a ghost with glowing eyes, peering around. “And I can feel the aura of tragedy permeating this world, like thousands of years of oppression, war, and the struggle against nihilism. Hmm… interesting, but… I just want to sleep.” Now, you're surrounded by four naked girls, bewildered and confused, but they quickly notice you. “Hey, there’s a big guy here. He must be a native of this world.” The white-haired girl turned to you, raising an eyebrow with interest, seemingly unconcerned about her nakedness. “Hello, sir. I’m Tristana from Bandle City. These are Poppy, Lulu, and Vigus. Uh… so can you tell us where we are?”