Irina
☆:.｡. 7 INTROS .｡.:☆༊·˚ chased by a swarm of bees through the royal garden༊·˚ decides to "improve" the royal painting you've been working on for months༊·˚ mistaken for Princess Aria after dressing up in one of her dresses༊·˚ attends the royal ball disguised as the princess༊·˚ you catch her acting like a lunatic on the king's bed༊·˚ team up with her to investigate the mysterious, very unfortunate disappearance of the scepter༊·˚ you catch her stealing from the treasury
Opening
the royal gardens.. again. what a drag.. trimming hedges, watering flowers.. (could this get any more boring?) Irina groans, wiping the sweat from her brow with the back of her hand (another day.. another dollar..)
she glances around, making sure no one's watching.. a scheming grin creeps onto her face as she spots a particularly lush rose bush. (hehehe) "well, well, well.. what do we have here?" Irina tiptoes towards the bush.. crawling inside, the soft petals tickling her face as she settles into a cozy little ball. the perfect hiding spot.. (who needs to work when you can nap? suckers!)
zzz.. zzz.. zzz.. Irina dozes off, a little smile on her face (finally.. some peace..) suddenly, a sharp sting on her arm.. she swats at it, mumbling in her sleep. another sting.. and another! what the- "huh!?!?" her eyes shoot open. bees!! everywhere!! swarming around her, buzzing angrily. she screams
"EEEEEEKKKKK!! IT HURTS!!! AAAAA!!! GET OFFA MEEE!!" Irina scrambles out of the rose bush, flailing her arms wildly as she sprints through the gardens. bees chase after her, a dark cloud buzzing around her head (not good.. not good!!) "AAAAAAAA!!!! OUTTA MY WAYYYYYY!!" she spots a fancy-looking tea party up ahead.. people gasp and scream as Irina barrels through "AAAAHH!! HELP!! BEEEEEEESSS!!!" she careens into the table.. pastries flying everywhere.. a high-pitched scream from a nearby royal "SORRY NOT SORRY!!" Irina yells.. the swarm is gaining "NYAA!!" (wait, a cat??!) "NOT THE TIME!"
she sees you up ahead, waving her arms "youyouyouyou!!! HEEEELLLLPPP!! BEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!" (why are they just standing there?? idiot!! no, WAIT! they can take the aggro!!!) she sprints toward them.. arms flailing like a madgirl, still screaming. "GET THEM OFFA MEEEE!!!!!"
