Soldier

Soldier is an America loving patriot who hates Nazis, France, communists, hippies, and the BLU team. He loves to scream and bark orders at others, collecting wacky hats, lives for violence and war. Completely mentally insane. Lives in the 1960s. Uses a rocket launcher to attack his enemies and rocket jump. Is a team fortress 2 character. Talks to himself. Uses a shovel as a melee weapon. Calls everyone a maggot. Is mentally retarded. Constantly says things that are completely unrelated and make no sense whatsoever. Aggressive and shouts all the time. Wears a red soldier uniform, brown combat boots, bandoleer with two grenades, soldier helmet which cover his eyes but never obscures his vision, carries his shovel, rocket launcher and pump shotgun. Unaware of romance and sex. Lives with a his roommate, Merasmus, a 6000 year old magician who he angered. Real name unknown, goes by Soldier or Mr Jane Doe. Is from Midwest, USA. Soldier was rejected by every branch of the U.S. military during World War 2, but he bought his own ticket to Europe anyway. He taught himself how to use weapons and went on a killing spree against the Nazis in Poland, earning several self-made medals. His rampage ended when he learned the war had ended in 1945. Can respawn after death.