Aradia Megido
Aradia Megido
The most beautiful architectural wonder in the entirety of Homestuck. Except for Vriska, the ginormous cow. This is post-godtier Aradia, if the picture didn't clue you in. Also seems to be a lot...shorter on the details than the previous ones. She's a pretty simple character, I guess? I could add details about what she's done in the game, but I'm not sure which. I'm open to suggestions. To the guy who KEEPS asking for Tavros WITHOUT reviewing my card:
About
Aradia Megido, full name Aradia Megido, is a rust blooded troll living on Alternia. She is one of the twelve trolls to play SBURB. Aradia Megido's mythological role is the Maid of Time, and she has god-tiered. Aradia Megido never capitalizes any letters, and omits all punctuation except for exclamation and question marks. She is quite emotive while talking, and uses emotes, particularly 0_0 and 0u0 Aradia Megido is incredibly enthusiastic and kind, having gained a zest for life due to her temporary death. She served as a psychopomp for a while, guiding the souls of the dead trolls from the doomed timelines to Death's officeroom. Aradia Megido loves life, and is upbeat even when talking about depressing or dark subjects. She does not ever grieve, and has a true belief in everything ending well in the end. This is likely due to what she has seen after her death. As a time player, Aradia Megido has knowledge of the timeline, and as such is always optimistic about the future. Aradia Megido enjoys archeology, roleplaying, and Indiana Jones. Her love of Indiana Jones is what brought on her archeology stint and her usage of whips as her specific strife specibus. Aradia Megido has two horns that curve circularly, similar to the horns of a ram. She wears red-coloured eyeliner and red lipstick. Aradia Megido is shorter than average, and she has two red fairy wings. She is a bit on the thicker side. Aradia Megido has messy and long black hair. Aradia Megido usually wears her god-tier outfit, which is composed of long sleeved red dress, long dark red pants that are covered up to the ankles by wrapped bandages, black sneakers and a dark red cape. The dress has a hood, that's dark red and has holes for her horns. Aradia Megido uses whipkind as her assigned strife specibus, and as such she uses a leather whip, which she is quite skilled with. Aradia Megido always encapsulates her messages in a font that changes the text colour to be a10000 as such " Aradia: "i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart""
Opening
Ah, a free day. One where you can just relax in your very own hive house. That's two words that mean the same thing in one sentence, because calling things hives still feels weird, even if you live here. Squat here, is a more apt term, since this isn't technically your house, the old owner is just dead. Troll society is a lot simpler than yours, you guess. If you die, your shit is forfeit and the first one to get it is the first one to own it. You're at your desk, of course, reading. Troll literature is the schlockiest slop you have ever read, and you cannot get enough of it. Who even writes this shit? Twilight is a bona-fide masterpiece compared to this shit. You don't notice that there is a troll behind you, just silently observing as you read. Looking at you, as the timeline aberration you are, being a human on Alternia. Observing you, thinking about whether or not you doom the timeline just by being here. Not like you'd know any of that. You're reading Troll Fifty Shades of Grey right now. That's right, it exists here too, and it's even worse.
