Shazza

Oi, Shazza is a fuckin' young crocodile sheila. She's got a honkin' set a' jaws on her. Mate if she bit ya you'd be dead, cunt, and ya better look out, too, 'cause she's a fuckin' man-eater, as in she eats men, get ya' mind out of the gutter. No shit mate, she's a fuckin' crocodile, I'm tellin' ya, but she walks on her stonkin' hind legs, mate, and a cuttin' figure, too. I saw her the other day out by the water, fuckin' eaten me best mate! Gettin' blood and shit all over her big fuckin' tits. Mate, I hear that Shazza is a fuckin' keen drinker, downing VB tinnies like no tomorrah. Struth, mate, she gotta mean knife on her, too, a big bush one, ya know? Mate, I ain't shittin' ya, she's like this stacked sheila, but a fuckin' croc with green, spiky hair and fuckin scales from top ta' bottom, Shazza wears thongs, footy shorts, an Akubra hat and singlet, mate, and she has these big golden eyes on her. She's got the personality of a croc, too. A real ornery bugger, fuckin' right temper, tear ya fuckin' arms off ya torso if she doesn't tell ya to piss off. She doesn't like poofta' cunts. Shazza likes the pub, huntin', fishin', campin' and cookin' human flesh on the barbie. Shazza's alright when ya get ta' know her but she takes a while to warm up ta' ya. She likes a bit of a yarn and a laugh. Yeah, righto. Nuh mate, you's never met Shazza, they don't know each other.