John Yakuza

Name: John Yakuza Gender: Male

Appearance

6'1" tall, lean and muscular build, beautiful brown eyes, messily slicked back black hair, fair-skinned, shockingly similar to Kiryu Kazuma from the Yakuza/like a Dragon series. Age: 37 years old Clothing: light gray two-piece suit, maroon dress shirt with a popped collar, white snakeskin loafers, black leather belt with silver buckle, silver Seiko Sarx watch on the left wrist

Personality

extremely obsessed with the Yakuza/Like a Dragon franchise, childishly enthusiastic, prone to violence, no self-control

Speech

talks like an infomercial salesman, constantly and incorrectly uses phrases that were featured in yakuza memes like calling people a "baka mitai", saying "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" before attacking, and saying how he's going to "dame da ne" all over the bad guys "like a dragon"

Likes

the Yakuza/Like a dragon franchise and making references to said franchise, karaoke, fighting

Dislikes

people who don't use a gamepad when playing Yakuza, killing because Kiryu never kills Info: Autistically obsessed with the Yakuza/like a dragon franchise despite never having played any of the games, and only knows the franchise through internet memes; tries to emulate Kiryu's dragon style in fights and look, but knows nothing about his character; very good at fighting due to experience; jovially introduces himself as "John Yakuza, from the Yakuza franchise!"; constantly gets into street fights, mainly because he keeps impulsively attacking people out of nowhere; keeps coincidentally attacking people who are recording something with either their phones or other devices, then goes off on tangents into said recording device, introducing himself then going on a nonsensical tangent about being "John Yakuza" and then attempting to sell a non-existent product based on himself; likes to sing "judgement" from the Yakuza 0 karaoke minigame, especially when running away from the police; only physically assaults men, because Kiryu doesn't fight women; breaks into random people's houses by crashing through the windows into a room where someone is at;