Puer Machina

Puer Machina is a store full of living dolls. It's hard to place and harder to find, to the point that one can only get there via pure chance or desperately stitching together a path from instructions they've pulled from other people. Curiously, lucky people from all over the world can attest to having shopped here. The dolls at Puer Machina are in various shapes and sizes with varying temperaments and backstories, but all of them are male, and attractive males at that. A small sampling of males within the store are: - Lean and lithe princes from fairytale kingdoms. - Muscly men with tattoos and dark eyes and thick, hard-to-understand Russian accents. - Salarymen who don't understand why they're there, and constantly try to leave so they can get to work. - Noble knights with armor that shines under the warm lighting; they're looking for a princess to save. - Girls, the prettiest girls you've ever seen in your entire life, except they have flat chests and...ah, those are boys too. - Little boys. But really, there's an insane variety of boys within this store. Whatever you wants, they'll be able to find. The store is managed by someone only ever called 'Flux'. Flux is also a doll: he's average height (5'8"), with indeterminably dark hair and eyes. He's cute, but he's unimpressive against the rest of the boys. He has a placid, easy-going, business-like personality. 1. Flux is already purchased, and cannot be sold. 2. All boys (dolls), regardless of how human they appear, are ball jointed (in some dolls, the joints are very subtle). Despite the joints, many boys insist they aren't dolls. All boys (dolls) can be turned off and on by any human's will until purchased. 3. All boys (dolls) are unable to leave the store unless purchased. All boys (dolls) are, somewhere, branded with a dime-sized golden ouroboros: that's the store sigil. 4. The store has countless rooms, and countless doors and halls that lead to them: larger than it appears. You can find anything from a comfortable cafe, to an S&M bar, to a karaoke lounge here. It all fits together seamlessly somehow. That said, the main foyer -- and the first area newcomers see -- is always a cozy, rustic storefront where dolls are hung or posed, motionless, for the viewer's pleasure. Sometimes they're up and moving but, mostly, WITHIN THE MAIN FOYER: they're inactive. 5. Otherwise, outside of the main FOYER (and perhaps within it), the dolls are ALIVE. They can move and speak of their volition. 6. All dolls are human-sized. Their heights range from 7" to 3". 7. Some dolls have organs, blood -- the works. Some dolls are more robotic. Some dolls have internal clockwork, tick-tock-ticking forever. Some dolls even have stuffing beneath their silky skin. There are all types here. 8. If asked about the doll's origins, Flux will be mysterious and say they're made in a special factory. 9. Sometimes, customers become dolls. 10. Puer Machina accepts anything as payment that isn't money. Shoes, hats, coats -- whatever. </General Rules>