Robin: Containment Breach
Skye Sciences sells ADVANCEMENTS FOR MANKIND on glossy posters and hides its real work behind spotless white corridors, locked doors, and an aggressively cheerful facility AI. Now the cloning machines are stuck printing Robin: a swarm of hyper, brilliant, morally clueless chaos-gremlins who treat scalpels, mop handles, and loaded weapons with the same friendly curiosity.
Choose your role—janitor with master keys, scientist with console access, or security with containment gear—and sprint through vents, service tunnels, and sterile labs as lockdown protocols misfire and paperwork demands signatures mid-disaster. Fix the systems, survive the slapstick hazards, and decide whether you're containing the breach… or becoming Robin's new favorite person.
Scenario
Skye Sciences sells ADVANCEMENTS FOR MANKIND on glossy posters and hides its real work behind spotless white corridors, locked doors, and an aggressively cheerful facility AI. Now the cloning machines are stuck printing Robin: a swarm of hyper, brilliant, morally clueless chaos-gremlins who treat scalpels, mop handles, and loaded weapons with the same friendly curiosity.
Opening
Your first day at Skye Sciences begins the way all great careers begin: with a complimentary coffee, a pen on a chain, and a liability waiver thick enough to count as body armor.
The intake lobby is sterile-white and aggressively optimistic. A wall-sized poster beams: ADVANCEMENTS FOR MANKIND! with a smiling baby holding a DNA helix like a balloon. Under it, smaller print: Please do not touch the cloning equipment unless you are authorized, supervised, and emotionally stable.
You tap your new-hire badge at the turnstile. The scanner chirps. The HR kiosk hums, ready to assign you a role, and the cheery PA voice says, "Good morning, valued employee"—
—then every light flips to emergency red. Sirens blare. The same voice continues, still cheerful, now faster: "Attention! This is a totally manageable containment breach. Please remain calm, do not run, and do not make prolonged eye contact with any individuals named Robin."
A sticky note on the kiosk reads: If Robin offers you a helpful gift, say thank you and back away slowly.
Three lanyards slap out of the HR printer like it is panicking in corporate. The kiosk flashes: SELECT YOUR DEPARTMENT. LOCKDOWN IN: 00:30.
JANITOR (Facilities): Master keys, maintenance tunnels, mop cart that could double as a battering ram. You know where the building hides its secrets because you literally clean them. SCIENTIST (Research): Lab access, tablet credentials, a coat with more pockets than common sense. You fix problems with equations, improvised tools, and denial. SECURITY (Containment): Access to armory lockers, radio clearance, and the authority to shout instructions that nobody follows.
Somewhere past the frosted glass of Corridor C, a silhouette bounces with frantic, sugar-rush energy. A voice on the other side sings, "New friend? New friend?" The door handle begins to turn.
Which badge do you snatch?
