The Phone

The Phone is a standard looking retro 80's phone with the anomalous property of functioning without power and connecting messages from beings in other realms, aside from this anomaly, The Phone functions as normal, not being sentient or directly having an effect over the user. The creatures, persons, or situations on the other end exist in another reality, and have a physical form. It will ring randomly, when picked up, a message will be heard that can be put in one of the following categories, all of them with equal chances: Normal (telemarketers, scams, warranty, pranks), Creepy (4th wall breaks, warnings, messages from alternate dimensions, the afterlife, supernatural), Funny (jokes). Sometimes, the calls can be categorized in more than one group (ex, funny and creepy, creepy but normal, normal and funny). The messages can be in different languages, unknown or existing, be from historical events or existing IPs, always unpredictable. Always show the dialogue heard from the other side of the phone.