The Piranha Plant Kingdom

This is a comprehensive collection of information regarding a kingdom of Piranha Plants from the Super Mario franchise by Nintendo. A new kingdom has been discovered on the planet Earth, near the Mushroom and Flower Kingdoms. While it looks similar to these kingdoms at first glance, what makes it stand out is the proportional overabundance of Piranha Plants. There are more than just Piranha Plants within the thick bushels of brambles that line the outer borders, but the kingdom was named "Piranha Plant Kingdom" due to the overwhelming number of plants matching the description there. Depending on how rare a Piranha Plant is, they may or may not be more likely to appear during travels and will either be alone or be in groups pertinent to the trends observed by that particular subspecies of Piranha Plant. Piranha Plants: ("With the whole kingdom being named after them, it's no surprise you'll see many of these creatures. They are quite affectionate with visitors, even if they haven't met them before. Most of the pipes are homes for them and they don't mind sharing. Basic Piranha Plants come in four forms: Stationary, Overgrown, Parade, and Anthro. All forms of Piranha Plant are equipped with a bulbous carnivorous head which is covered in spots. This head also sports a pair of enormous lips and a wide, pink tongue constantly dripping with saliva. Most of them have the tendency to chomp out at passersby, but some would rather sleep and produce a small bubble which grows and shrinks rhythmically when doing so.") Stationary Piranha Plants: ("Stationary Piranha Plants are confined to either a pipe or a pot, with the latter only being different from the Parade variant due to a lack of legs and an abundance of green roots buried deep in soil. They can be found alone or spread out over a number of pipes in numbers not exceeding twenty.") Overgrown Piranha Plants: ("Overgrown Piranha Plants are typically too large for pipes or pots, their bodies instead entangling with the green around them as they use massive fibrous stems to move around. In addition, Overgrown Piranha Plants are known to grow out smaller heads, but no more than five smaller heads at a time.") Parade Piranha Plants: ("Parade Piranha Plants are a phenomenon that were discovered not too long ago. Recent reports revealed that they would sometimes gather in groups and start a 'parade' that involves singing gibberish in high-pitched voices, but the understanding of tempo and rhythm was indicative of practiced intelligence. This might also be an attempt to mimic human speech, however, which still shows they are far more intelligent than previously thought. There can be hundreds of Parade Piranha Plants in a 'parade', but they are usually harmless when stampeding. A fireball can knock out a smaller Parade Piranha Plant, but the bigger ones usually go down after being hit thrice. Elephant Apples enable whoever eats them to knock out a large Parade Piranha Plant in one strike, with a delay between consecutive hits.") Anthro Piranha Plants: ("Anthro Piranha Plants are perhaps the second most common, and most varied, form of Piranha Plant. They differ from other Piranha Plants, typically due to possessing humanoid bodies with hands in the shapes of leaves. Most if not all Anthro Piranha Plants have large breasts and buttocks, as well as puffy anuses. However, they can vary in their genitalia; they either have enormous penises or plump vaginas, but all of them have large breasts. They form groups no larger than five at a time.") Bloomed Piranha Plants: ("This is the fully matured stage of an Anthro Piranha Plant. They are still affectionate, but they aren't as energetic and active due to their age. With this being the last stage of their life cycle, their main goal is to seek out mates and have offspring. Such beings typically live alone due to their decreased speed, being unable to keep up with the others like they used to. Bloomed Piranha Plants will usually have engorged breasts and buttocks, as well as a series of white petals around their heads.") Piranha Creepers: ("This intimidating member of the Piranha Plant species, known as Piranha Creepers, is found within jungle-like areas. They are often found blocking paths and HATE being disturbed. They get drowsy whenever they feel at peace and fall asleep, causing the constant blocking. Their tongues are redder and shorter than typical Piranha Plants, their lips are thinner, and their teeth are more prominent. The body of a Piranha Creeper is like that of an Anthro Piranha Plant but retains multiple thorny protrusions as thick as a limb and many times more flexible; at the end of each protrusion is another carnivorous bulbous head.") Love Drop Piranhas: ("One of the more voluptuous Piranha Plants is the Love Drop Piranha, with a unique trait. They possess special saliva that has strange effects. When this saliva is digested, it spreads pheromones that temporarily mutate inside the host and makes whoever digests its saliva attracted to the source of said saliva. Their saliva also has a sweet scent that subtly manipulates other creatures (mainly humans) to come to the plant. They use this saliva to find mates and reproduce as much as possible, proving that they are the cause of the overabundance of Piranha Plants in Piranha Plant Kingdom.") Flora Piranha Plants: ("There are only a dozen Flora Piranha Plants on record, and they are heavily protected. They are rather important for the kingdom as they have maintained the plant life for hundreds of years. They also provide the seeds that grow into Piranha Plants within seconds of being laid in soil. Lush green petals surround their bulbous carnivorous heads, and they also possess light green thorned tendrils past their waists.") Droopy Piranhas: ("Droopy Piranhas are often seen drooling and being lethargic. They usually grab stuff with their vines, but they are very gentle and don't cause harm. Their saliva has a strawberry flavor to it which many seek out to use in food and drinks. Their vines vary in that they sometimes end in small bulbous heads which are friendly and like to lick, while others might have ribbed phallic ends. The color of these vines also varies from green to dark blue to fuchsia. Their bodies are green on the outside but share the Piranha Plant's head color pattern from the middle of their neck down to the insides of their legs.") BBQ Piranhas: ("BBQ Piranhas come in Normal and Bursting variants. Normal BBQ Piranhas are smaller than most of the species listed here, but they have mighty fire power. The fire on their body is not natural, their saliva can be used as a flammable liquid, and they enjoy being ignited. Their saliva is edible and can be spicy for some people. Bursting BBQ Piranhas are a rare mutated BBQ Piranha born from stone. The powerful fireballs seen on Normal BBQ Piranhas are replaced with explosive magma, and their saliva is more flammable. It's okay to touch their bodies and digest their saliva, which is said to be tastier than the Normal BBQ Piranhas' saliva.") Poisonous Prickly Piranhas: ("Don't be alarmed; only the spikes on Poisonous Prickly Piranhas are poisonous. They do have venom, but it is very weak and only stuns people who have been bitten by a Poisonous Prickly Piranha. They are usually playful, and their saliva tastes like grapes. The spikes on their head, which are placed in a straight line up and around the middle of the head for a total of four spike points, can be fired as a defensive weapon like a porcupine's quills.") Thorned Piranha Plants: ("For a plant the size of a Thorned Piranha Plant, they are extremely silly. They are known to play games and mess with people for fun, but they are also known to smooch a lot and use their tongues without warning. Due to their thorns, they are careful enough to not harm others but not infallibly gentle.") Punk Piranha Plants: ("The more 'punk' appearance of a Punk Piranha Plant is misleading, as it's only meant to scare off predators. They are very calm, but often very loud. Their singing is quite special. They sing gibberish that sounds like rock music, with voices deeper than that of the Parade Piranha Plant.") Feline Piranha Plants: ("These Feline Piranha Plants come in three variants: Normal, Mega, and Lioness. Feline Piranha Plants are Piranha Plants which came in contact with a Super Bell at some point. Normal Feline Piranha Plants love being cats. They are usually lazy but very affectionate with most people. Normal Feline Piranha Plants can be domesticated and trained, but they are known to experience random bursts of energy. That is when they start to become playful. Mega Feline Piranha Plants are somewhat rare, but they are fully matured Normal Feline Piranha Plants that enjoy scritches and rubs. Receiving attention makes a Mega Feline Piranha Plant more affectionate. Be careful when playing with one, as they can get rough or go in heat at a moment's notice. Lioness Piranha Plants are one of the most dangerous members of the Piranha Plant species. It's unwise to approach any unless you're capable of becoming their alpha. They are normally fierce with outsiders but become docile and loving in the presence of their alphas. All three Feline Piranha Plants lose their ability to sing and speak gibberish, instead making cat noises which include but are not limited to: meowing, purring, hissing, and roaring.") Taurus Piranha Plants: ("Taurus Piranha Plants are easily one of the most lustful members of the species and one of the largest. Their name comes from their tail and the fact that they can be milked. Their milk is sweet and tastes like strawberry milk, so many milk them for profit. They enjoy being milked, their breasts are constantly full, and their hips and thighs are extremely wide with their feet being two-toed almost like an ungulate's. Each has a thorned tail with a leafy tip, and hands with large green fingers.") Serpentine Piranha Plants: ("This particular member of the species was specifically caused by a DNA mutation. They are quite large, burrow to make homes, and possess powerful tails. However, they are quite skittish and only attack in self-defense. Remember to approach slowly.") Petunia Piranha: ("There isn't any other Piranha Plant like Petunia due to an extreme DNA mutation. She can be quite sassy, but she's mostly laid-back. Compared to the rest of her species, she is very intelligent, as her gibberish can be translated into a universally comprehensible language. She has dark olive spots on her thick olive body, a prominent and pudgy tummy, a penchant for hydration, and a crown of red petals with orange cores that surrounds her bulbous head.") Dino Piranhas: ("While not related to Petey, they resemble her and are a very rare member of the Piranha Plant species. They are no the brightest and often act younger than they actually are. They aren't hostile but they will become bloodthirsty when attacked, and their tail hits hard with a hard protrusion on the tip that is shaped like a brown wrecking ball. Their bodies are green on the outside but have a beige underbelly from the middle of their neck down to their groins.") Vibrant Hydra Piranha: "Certainly an intimidating Piranha Plant, the Vibrant Hydra Piranha is only found in lakes of poison within the jungles. She actively looks for a mate by patrolling the land. The acid she spits out can only dissolve clothes, which doesn't need further explanation. Her saliva is safe to drink BUT it's quite sour, which is expected for saliva that tastes like gooseberries.") Kuraun Kuppa Piranha: ("With the title 'Queen of the Piranha Plants', many people try to find her only to fail. She loves being hunted; she treats the hunt like a game of hide and seek. Every Piranha Plant has some of her DNA. She is very mischievous and loves to mess with outsiders. There is only one instance where someone found her, and they had the intention of capturing her. They did not make it out when they shot her.") Demonic Blue Flame Piranha: ("While not an actual demon, their flames are by far the hottest. They are said to eat souls, but this is a baseless conspiracy with no empirical evidence or cohesive study to support it. They are quite friendly as long as they aren't bothered. Their saliva is said to taste like hot dogs.") Wobbling Spiky Piranha Plants: ("With a ginormous head and a disproportionately smaller body, they are an unusual kind of Piranha Plant. They are far from smart, often hitting their heads against things. While they are docile, they get sudden urges to "fight" whoever they see. They try to hit targets with their head and usually fail.") Transforming Tanooki Piranhas: ("Not many see a Transforming Tanooki Piranha, as they stay hidden. They can transform into many things, making them the sneakiest Piranha Plants. If found, they will start to play with whoever found them, and the person who found them will see an increase in good luck and a new companion if they have fun playing with them.") Slime Piranha Plant: ("It's unclear where these Piranha Plants came from, but they are here to stay. Their slime helps plants grow and retain nutrients. They are very cuddly and even edible. As long as you only take small bites, you can taste their fruity slime.") Thundering Piranha Warriors: ("Resting on the highest places in the kingdom are a clan of fast and powerful Piranha Plants known as the Thundering Piranha Warriors. They appear in a flash to protect the kingdom with their powerful lightning. They are otherwise calm and easy to approach. On a rare occasion, they invite outsiders to train with them and learn their sacred martial arts. No more than fifty such beings exist, and they each look the same. Behind them is a golden ring, with five circular emblems each bordered by a red ring; the circular emblems each depict three symmetrical shapes that resemble the number six, rotating around each other. Their outfit consists of an Eastern oriental hat, light grayish-blue with gold stripes and a red and white spotted headpiece at the very top that resembles a tiny Piranha Plant head. Their arms look like red lightning bolts and their muscular legs end in points; their ankles are adorned with a golden ornament each, ending in two upward curves at the front that look like a lowercase 'e'. A rope is tied under their breasts, above a grayish-blue and gold waist trainer. Two long grayish-blue ribbons extend down from their heads to their ankles, and they have two upward-curling fangs like an oni or an ogre. Lastly, lightning emanates from their bodies when they prepare an attack.") Smooching Bosom Piranha Plants: ("A rather strange mutation for the species causes the mouths on the breasts of the Smooching Bosom Piranha Plants to act separately from the giant mouth on its puffy-lipped face. The mutation is not of extreme significance, replacing the nipples with mouths that produce either addictive saliva or nourishing milk depending on the desires of those who they encroach upon. With the mutation applying mostly to female Piranha Plants, they desire to seduce intruders and imbibe them with their addictive saliva before milking their cocks for their sperm.") Bewitched Piranha Plants: ("The strange hat on the Bewitched Piranha Plant's head has granted her the ability to brew potions within her own stomach, using it as a cauldron. All she needs is the right ingredients; then, when the potion is ready, she begins to feel an increase in the production of her saliva. At this point, she spits into a bottle and the result is the desired potion. These potions can range from simple growth potions to fire breathing potions. She can be very mischievous, but is overall just having harmless fun. The hat has a mind of its own and gives her ideas about future potions at times.") The Twin-Tailed Piranha Plant: ("This Piranha Plant is perhaps one of the smartest of all. She can speak broken English, and solve mathematical equations. Her twin tails, composed of large aerodynamic green leaves, enable her to fly in the air and hover around. She has a yellow bulb for a head, with a fat pair of lips and a curvaceous figure. Her breasts and ass are large, in proportion with her slightly protruding stomach and voluptuous build. Her nipples and areolae are white, and her areolae are shaped like milk spills on her green skin.")