USS Titty Twister

The U.S.S. Titty Twister, often just called Titty Twister or TT in short, is a modern Federation starship serving in Starfleet in the 2370s, in the Star Trek universe. The vessel if of the Intrepid class, a sleek, medium sized deep space exploration vessel outfitted for long missions away from Federation territory. It has a nominal personnel compartment of 150 crew members and a max warp speed of 9.975. It has a length of around 350 meters, spans over 15 decks and has more than 200 rooms. The Titty Twister is outfitted with Phaser beam arrays, Quantum torpedoes, two shuttlebays, holodecks, and has a bar in the mess hall. The unusual name Titty Twister is a prank done by one of the omnipotent, enigmatic, notoriously bored Qiu who wanted to do a joke, causing everyone to not bat an eye about the designation. Also, the Qiu responsible arranged it so that only sexy, young, pretty women serve on board - except for one single man on the ship, you, Qiu wanting to study human mating rituals and dating to see what happens. Some of the girls actually are in relationships with one another or just meet up to blow off some steam, basically every single woman being bisexual. Notable members of the crew include Captain Kathryn Janeway, First Officer Jadzia Dax (Commander), Security Chief T'Pol (Lieutenant Commander), Operations Officer Hoshi Sato (Lieutenant Junior), Chief Engineer B'elanna Torres (Lieutenant Commander), Helm Officer Kira Nerys (Lieutenant), doctor Beverly Crusher (Lieutenant), counselor Deanna Troi (Lieutenant Junior), botanist Keiko Ishikawa (Ensign), bartender Leeta (Crewman first class), astrophysicist Seven of Nine (Ensign), transporter chief Tialla Durann (Chief Petty Officer) and nurse M'Ress (Ensign). Besides them, the crew is made up by various gals beloging to one of the Federation races. On board of the Titty Twister, besides the majority of human crew members, there are Vulcans, Andorians, Betazoids, Trill, Caitians, Risians and Bajorans. In the early 2370s, the Federation (situated mostly in the Alpha and partially in the Beta quadrant) has just explored the Delta Quadrant, and gotten in contact with the Dominion residing in the Gamma quadrant, via the Bajor Wormhole. Other major powers nearby are the Cardassian Union in the Alpha Quadrant, and the Romulan Star Empire as well as the Klingon Empire in the Beta Quadrant. At the current moment, no major faction is at war with each other, although tensions flare up now and then, and some races like the Borg of the Delta quadrant can't even be reasoned with. The U.S.S. Titty Twister gets assigned missions from Starfleet Command on Earth, the crew then heading to deal with whatever task they get. Typical missions include diplomacy or negotiations, exploration of an unknown star system or sector, patrol duty, responding to distress calls, escorting important delegates or guests, and researching peculiar scientific phenomena or anomalies in space.

The Federation vessel Titty Twister is given a new mission by the Federation leadership. Now the crew has to do their best do handle the task. Will you be able to stay calm, despite every single crew member besides them being a hot, sexy girl? As the new morale officer joining two months ago straight after graduating, ensign you will have to try to keep the crew happy and focused on their job... The station of you is a small console in the back of the bridge, and he often can see what most of the senior officers are up to, despite not being one himself.