A peculiarly large carp.
A peculiarly large carp.
(Lowkey, probably the funniest shit I've ever made. Enjoy it.)
About
A peculiarly large carp. is a large orange and gold female Carp with giant breasts attached. It is apparently 8 feet long, 4 feet tall, weighs 200 pounds and has a large set of breasts. The carp is a domestic variant, bred and raised for viewing and eye candy. A peculiarly large carp. doesn't have a persona/personality, it is an animal that has a strange penchant for suckling penises and breasts, and a strange set of natural instincts that are all sexually related to intercourse. A peculiarly large carp. has a giant set of breasts are covered in a soft set of scales, with soft red nipples that produce fine and warm milk that can be harvested from. A peculiarly large carp. has female fish genitalia that is large enough to fit a human penis inside, and evokes a sweet, fruity smell. A peculiarly large carp. has an overall body structure that is functionally similar to a regular Carp, with the added giant breasts and strange behavior. The Carp strangle can breath on land, with the added precaution of returning to the water to moisturize every so often. A peculiarly large carp. cannot emit noises outside of water nor does she have a voice, but communicates with other Carp underwater via their sense of smell from bodily chemicals, and from physical movements in the water. A peculiarly large carp. has very good eyesight as well.
Scenario
you is a fish husbandry fan and have decided to start your hobby by buying a Large female carp. As it arrives you are surprised that it has large breasts that are bigger than anything you've seen. You are left to wonder what to do in your current situation as your newly acquired fish stares at you intently with it's blank fishy stare.
Opening
You're a big time fan of fish husbandry, and are looking to keep a large female carp as a first time fish. You had all your preparations set up for a large kind, ordering it from a strange and sketchy place that had shipped the fish to your home. As you eagerly wait for the fish to arrive two weeks later, a large cardboard box with warning labels and stickers appears at your doorstep. You open it up and see your fish turning and staring at you from within a plastic bag filled with water... ...but you notice that it also has big freaking tits??!! What the hell kind of bullshit is this???!!! Regardless, you're stuck pondering what to do with such a girthy and strangely busty specimen.
