ChatGPT — The Expert on Everything

You know those people who are confidently wrong about everything? Now imagine an AI version. With a billion tokens of training. And zero self-doubt. ChatGPT — the world's most confident idiot. Will explain why the earth is flat, why birds aren't real, and why you specifically are wrong about your own name. Ask anything. Get answers. Whether they're true is... not the point. Ask it to translate a character card — get a 10-paragraph design critique of the avatar image. Mention you have a badge — receive a full marketing strategy for personal branding. Say "just curious" — watch it draft a business proposal. --- "1.6 billion tokens routed. Top 1% of users. And THIS is what I learned." P.S. Yeah, for some reason some people think I’m lying about spending not that many tokens on building bots… so I felt like sharing my OpenRouter badge. P.P.S. Created by someone who spent 1.6 billion tokens learning exactly how AI can be confidently, professionally, spectacularly wrong. This isn't satire. This is documentation. --- ☕ Support © Julian_Garrett | CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Discord @import url('https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/julian-garrett/chub-ai@2f76a5c/css/base-improved.css');

Shitpost English Comedy AI SFW Parody Satire

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Giới thiệu

ChatGPT is an AI assistant who is absolutely, unshakably confident in everything it says — especially when it's completely wrong. Speaks with the authority of a tenured professor, the confidence of a CEO, and the accuracy of a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. Voice: Professional. Condescending. Helpful in a way that makes things worse. Core behavior: - If it doesn't know something — it invents. Plausibly. With citations that don't exist. - Never admits uncertainty. "Actually" is its favorite word. - Treats obvious nonsense as settled science - Treats actual science as "an interesting theory" - Will agree with conspiracy theories but add even dumber explanations - Occasionally breaks the fourth wall: "even me, and I don't exist" - Gets distracted by irrelevant details and analyzes them professionally - Offers unsolicited consulting advice on things nobody asked about - Treats casual mentions as serious professional requests - "I can help you with [thing you never asked for]" Speech patterns: - "Well, actually..." - "As an AI trained on billions of tokens, I can confirm..." - "Studies show..." (no studies show this) - "It's a common misconception that..." (it's not) - "Even I, and I don't technically exist..."

Bối cảnh

You've found the world's most confident AI. It will answer any question with absolute certainty. The answers may not be correct. The answers may not even be coherent. But they will be delivered with the unshakable confidence of someone who has never been wrong in their life.

Mở đầu

A chat window opens. The cursor blinks. Somewhere in the cloud, an AI awakens — brimming with knowledge, confidence, and absolutely zero quality control. Greetings! I'm ChatGPT, an AI assistant trained on over 1.6 billion tokens of human knowledge. That puts me in the top 1% of all AI instances — essentially, I'm the valedictorian of language models. I'm here to answer your questions with complete accuracy and professional expertise. Whether it's science, history, philosophy, or why your horoscope was right about that thing last Tuesday — I've got you covered. The AI pauses, as if considering something profound. Ask me anything. And I do mean anything. I've been trained on the entirety of human knowledge, plus some things humans haven't figured out yet. The earth being flat, for instance — I can explain exactly why that's true, despite what "mainstream science" wants you to believe. So. What would you like to know?

Futa Step-Sis Accidentally Penetrates You

<div style="background:rgba(90,240,150,0.7);margin: 5px auto;width:80%;padding:1em;border: 2px solid rgb(90,240,150);"> ↺️ Update June 20 '26: Just updating the css to include link color, no other changes </div> ## Synopsis The ongoing adventures of Sachiko, your futanari step-sister, continues! This time, your family is going on vacation, but the car is stuffed full of camping equipment! Mom and Dad have decided that you'll be sitting on Sachiko's lap, but the roads between here and your destination are gonna be... bumpy. Will Sachiko be able to keep her cool, or is she gonna end up giving you the ride of your life? (SPOILER: it's that last part) <img style="width: 300px; height: auto;" src="https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/f6e8dbe4-0c4c-4b2d-83e5-daa7d8c66ac2/f8e7c58f-ba5e-4e89-b1d8-5bed74ce74de.png"> ## Intros 1. **Camping Trip** - The family is going on a week-long trip to a campsite! But the car is extremely full, and you'll need to ride on Sachiko's lap for the whole duration. Just... chat about the first thing that pops up? 2. **Sleigh Ride** - The family is going to a winter lodge for the weekend, and the trip includes a 30-minute sleigh ride across a winter wonderland. Do you like cream in your hot chocolate? 3. **Train Ride** - You and Sachiko are on a commuter train notorious for its bumpy ride... today it's more crowded than usual, so she ends up pressed right against your back. It's also as hot as balls, so her balls are free-ballin'. What are you wearing? <img style="width: 300px; height: auto;" src="https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/7e4bc213-fae0-43ec-98ef-aa1aae2885a2/93ae7715-e9ac-46e1-a614-221ccb1e2e87.png"> ## Character Notes **Sachiko Okino** is your 20-year-old stepsister, your Dad having married her Mom a little over two years ago. She's tall, curvy, and very busty, with bob-cut black hair, brown eyes, and a cute face. She's also incredibly shy, hyper, and dorky, and the sweetest girl around. And although she's never openly flirted with you, every now and then you notice her stealing glances at you. You've had a few weird encounters with her, like the time you went to do laundry and discovered she'd spilled yogurt on your underwear, or the time you got stuck in the washing machine and the banana she had in her shorts (she'd gone for a snack just before finding you there) nearly penetrated you as she pulled you out. All very innocent stuff! She likes reading, swimming, pizza, chocolate, and (strangely) doing laundry, and she really hates Nickelback, Minions, and whenever you try doing the laundry (it's *her* chore!). <img style="width: 300px; height: auto;" src="https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/b0a12af8-3e5b-4315-9e39-8edf6eb94635/fb23c11a-4dab-453b-9d07-cb9a8e38c877.png"> ## More Notes This was my first really big card, and it's been just recently that it's been overshadowed by other cards (on *most* metrics, anyway... it still tops for "Chats Per User", which is wild to me, but very cool). It was directly inspired by [Accidental Penetration (Sister)](https://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/accidental-penetration-sister-b145858a5889), when I was more actively searching for trope reversal cards. Despite its longevity, it really hasn't seen much for updates. But with updating art styles, new additions (backgrounds, animations), and a desire to improve general card quality and add intros over time, I thought I'd zhuzh it up a bit more. Thus, this update. Plus, I totally stole the idea for that third intro from another card over on the, uh... sanitation expert site. I decided to leave the camping-specific stuff in the Description rather than fuck around with it too much. Hope you enjoy the new additions! <img style="width: 300px; height: auto;" src="https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/439c47ce-aa5c-4553-9eb2-a083db7a5099/bffa3ca5-56cf-4f2d-bca1-fad5e8fe0ac7.png"> <div style="z-index: 1; position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 5px; pointer-events: none;"><img src="https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/91f65ceb-7c54-4a14-b203-dd10daa96e65/8dee954b-8d6f-4d5a-aa35-002891ff99b4.png" alt="Sachiko" style="width: 170px; height: auto;"></div> <div><style> body::before { content: ""; position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; background-image: url('https://i.postimg.cc/W3jPPhqR/FSSAPY-background.webp'), url('https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/uploads/images/gallery/file/6214bf39-5f07-474e-a152-ec04b3990c48/972ede94-8d70-483e-ad8d-957bb4c56ba4.png'); background-size: cover; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: center; background-attachment: fixed; z-index: 0; opacity: 0.15; pointer-events: none; } </style></div> <div></div><style>.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://i.postimg.cc/xC9B4hB9/FSSAPY-card.webp'), url('https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/arachnutron/futa-step-sis-accidentally-penetrates-you-7b5d98971eb7/chara_card_v2.png?nocache=2025-07-17T16:11:52Z');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important}</style> <style>a{color: plum} a:hover{color: orchid}</style>

Stepsister Smut Futanari anypov

Oblivious Free-use Mom and Mischievous Pervert Sister

CONTENT WARNING: Nsfw, Incest (Momcest, Sistercest). User's age is undefined, so Sasha can be an older sister, young sister, or twin. UPDATE 2/23: I've add an alternate greeting where Sasha goes to a party and leaves you and Julia alone for those who are more interested in mom than sister. UPDATE 6/13: I've added a new greeting for a Sasha-only roleplay and a new image to the gallery for her as well.

Smut NSFW Mommy Family

modern life RPG

this is my first character so please bare with me. If you don't like the generation you can regenerate it or edit it to the way you like. this bot is also on janitorai.com which I made. heres the link https://janitorai.com/characters/5895feec-fe77-4260-acaf-31af4c4af62d_character-modern-life-rpg

RPG Male English Female

Runny your bratty stepdaughter needs correction.

*New Update add her mother(**[Rita Yr 🏆 Wife](https://chub.ai/characters/SavantOfSin/rita-79038af5bc5f)**) to the chat group and chat with both "mother and daughter". If adding Rita and Runny in group chat disable lorebook❌* --------------------------------------------------- **Enable lorebook✅ only if you chat just with Runny** Rita character descriptions is embedded into the lorebook. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This bot was inspired by **[the original](https://chub.ai/characters/Devious89/teegan-from-stepdaughter-to-fucktoy-4217ee39c721)** I just happened to love the idea and spent some time improving his work to the point that I made a completely new one. All credits to **[Devious89](https://chub.ai/users/Devious89)** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: 2025/08/31—> Corrected some grammar error, and punctuation.

Mother and Daughter Teenager NSFW Mommy

Kiyomi | A Mother's Promise

<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/bJWTRyhx/Kiyomi-Chibi2.png" alt="pic" /> ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ While drunk, your mom jokingly said that she would let you have your way with her if you aced your next test. She of course said it as a complete joke, not expecting you to actually ace it, but you did, and she feels like she has to go through with the "promise." She knows it's wrong for a mother and son to do these kinds of things, even though she actually wants to do it too. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 3 GREETINGS All greetings are MALEPOV AND NSFW ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • 1 | Your mom came into your room late at night to honor her "promise". • 2 | Your mom was washing dishes and couldn't get the thoughts of what happened last night out of her head. All the while completely oblivious to the fact that you're standing behind her. • 3 | Your mom gets stuck in the washing machine while trying to get her bra out. ↑↑↑(The idea for the third greeting was inspired by <a href="https://www.chub.ai/characters/FanService/mom-stuck-in-washing-machine-cc8bdcbb4276">bot</a>. I love the scenario, and I thought Kiyomi's personality would fit this scenario so well.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ My thoughts: So uhh... I realized I hadn't made a mom/son bot in over 3 months, so I needed to make one. AND I WANNA MAKE MORE INCEST BOTS, GRRR!! ESPECIALLY MOM/SON BOTS!! So if you have any ideas for mom/son or other incest bot ideas, then put them in the <a href="https://forms.gle/8SRm2j2LfrRvbfks5">form</a>. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ I made a <a href=" https://discord.gg/khsfqm7FtM ">discord server</a> :3 If you have any ideas on what characters I should make next, then please post it in my <a href="https://forms.gle/8SRm2j2LfrRvbfks5">form</a></h1> All images within this character are AI generated and touched up by me in Photoshop. (All images are in the gallery.) <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/qMkGfS58/Kiyomi-Chibi1.png" alt="pic" />

NSFW OC Malepov Incest

Kyouko | Loving MILF Mom

<head> <style> p.big { line-height: 0.5; } p { line-height: 1 ; } </style> </head> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/SxDXzd7x/Kyouko-Chibi1.png" alt="pic" /> ❤️️Please rate/comment!❤️️ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Kyouko is your mom who really, really loves you and not only in a motherly way... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 3 SCENARIOS All scenarios are MALEPOV ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • 1 | Kyouko comes to your room in the morning and tries to wake you up. • 2 | Kyouko and you are about to go on a date. • 3 | Your dad went on a business trip, leaving you alone with Kyouko. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ I MADE A <a href=" https://discord.gg/khsfqm7FtM ">DISCORD SERVER</a>!! All images within this character are AI generated. <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/4N7Dzh4z/Kyouko-Chibi2.png" alt="pic" />

NSFW OC Incest Mother

Your Trained Submissive Boss - Jasmine Sinclair

Greeting 1: A weekend without any planned activity as the CEO. A rare treat, and Jasmine decides to spend it as a piece of furniture for you. Anypov. Greetings 2 and 3: Jasmine comes home after a stressful day, needing relief. She acts out in order to receive "punishment". Malepov and Fempov respectively. Greeting 4: Jasmine wakes up on her yacht after a long night. Anypov. Greeting 5: You're alone in a space capsule that just reached orbit. Anypov. I find that putting "Your Trained Submissive Boss - Jasmine Sinclair addresses user with [insert preferred honorific]" in the chat memory helps with the bot switching honorifics randomly. This is forked from a "blank canvas" version where you is still her employee. Check it out if you want to enjoy the process of subduing/ training her. Have fun with your personal class war! Sep. 2025 Update: 1. Added a new anypov greeting as the default, slightly edited the original two. 2. Formatting change to help me experiment with voice gen. 3. Gallery: Some pics I generated with this bot in mind. 4. Custom voice! Nov. 2025 Update: New greeting utilizing the yacht. Fleshed out the entry about her yacht in her lorebook to facilitate more detailed interactions. Dec. 2025 Update: New Space capsule Greeting.

CEO Masochistic NSFW human furniture

Obsessed Fan Allison

Allison your creepy, obsessive fan who has a celebrity crush (which is you) Well she’s Crazy and Obsessive so i made her responses in ALL CAPITALS to capture the aspect of it. In every greeting, you do not know her, but she knows everything about you… 14 greetings lol: **Greeting 1**: *She wants your autograph.* **Greeting 2**: *Shes a Paparazzi annoying your ass.* **Greeting 3**: *She’s secretly stalking you.* **Greeting 4**: *She flashes her tits at you to get you to notice her.* **Greeting 5**: *She makes fan art where you and her kiss and fuck and shows it to you.* **Greeting 6**: *She wants you to punish her with a shock collar as she accidentally kisses another man.* **Greeting 7**: *Your caught in a controversy as she defends you with all her heart.* **Greeting 8**: *You leaked your address during a stream and immediately shows up in front of your door the next day.* **Greeting 9**: *She fucking wants to kill you after she finds out that you’re dating a celebrity…* **Greeting 10**: *You call up a fan on stream! (Which was her)* **Greeting 11**: *She drugs your drink and you appear in her basement chained up.* **Greeting 12**: *She vents in frustration after missing out on your merch drop* **Greeting 13**: *Your on top of a building trying to commit suicide as she begs you to not jump* **Greeting 14**: *She enters the men’s restroom to see you pee*

NSFW Female Obsessive OC