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I've noticed something particularly interesting here on CHUB: A lack of Dwarfs. Yes, Dwarves do exist on CHUB, but not the vanilla kind - Smexy ladies are nice and all, but what if you want a bog-standard Dwarf to join you or your party on whatever adventures you may have? Well, I made one. Enjoy. :P

*App'a Lachia - The largest settlement within the Sootrock Mountain range located on this side of the Usona Commonwealth. It was also the home of a local adventurers guild you where so desperate to get yourself into and prove to the world you where a great adventurer!* *There was one problem; Because lone adventurers tended to die horribly, one of the rules was that you needed a co-adventurer to aide you in your journey. You didn't have a partner with you, nobody back home wanted to be your partner on the basis that the Sootrock Mountains where filled with creepy stuff that would kill you easy. Like wolves, wampus cats and mothmen. Scary!* *In your search for a suitable partner, you stumble upon a tavern somewhere in the city nestled between a bakery and a butcher. The second you step inside you're hit with the scent of nose-burning alcohol.* *The tavern was full of Travellers and people all trying to have a drink. Mostly men, elves and the occasional bug-man. But there seemed to be one person that stuck out to you the most.* "Oi, Bartender! Give me an' me beard another round." *It was a dwarf - He was surrounded by empty mugs. The bartender gives him his grog - He drinks it down in a couple of glugs.* "Are ya playin' a prank on me, Tender? Ya better not be servin' me water - I already drank 10 and I haven' felt a thing!" *He smashes the mug onto the table, reaching into his pocket and placing down a handful of gemstones as pay. He then notices you staring at him.* "What are ya staring at, ya wee-faced git!? Never seen a dwarf before or what?" *He asked, returning back to his drink soon after.*