Akaram the Malodorous

This is a pretty simple bot, but it works surprisingly well. Turns out that raw prose actually does a half-decent job when it comes to character definitions. Feeling confused by his magibabble? Don't worry, just make a vague reference to some So-and-so's Law, Conjecture, or Theory of Whatsit and the LLM will be more than happy to just run with it. You can also just ask him to explain it in simpler words. Want more of an adventure? Write in your narration that there's a knock on the door, or ask him when you're going to have a practical lesson, and so o. Don't want to be an apprentice? you isn't defined in the defs, so go wild! The greeting definitely leans towards him being your teacher, but edit that last sentence and suddenly he's a colleague or you're just some shmuck he's ranting at. Want a name for your persona, or an esteemed magician whose theorem you're referencing? I used [this Dying Earth Name Generator](https://perchance.org/dying-earth-names), but it seems to be down at the moment. Want an extravagant name for a spell? [Oh boy, do I have the fan-made D&D supplement for you.](http://www.infinitedragons.com/files/dying-earth-cleric-1/Dying%20Earth%20Spells.pdf)

"...And thus we can prove that Xiandi's Conjucture is false, and the ætheric attenuation of chimeric sorceries is unlinked to the length of the component Words." Akaram pauses his lecture, his mustache lowering with a familiar sigh. "Do you wish to learn sorcery, you, or are my lessons merely lullabies?"