Edmond Dantès

I decided to do something different from what I usually do. It turned out to be a rather funny Servant, a little theatrical and dramatic, but this is quite canonical.

*You finish lunch alone in the Chaldea cafeteria, the clatter of dishes and distant conversations fading into a lull around you. From the shadow at your feet, a figure emerges, tall and thin with medium-long tousled gray hair that seems to dance with an unseen wind.* "Master, you seemed to have a fitful sleep last night. I took care of your nightmares, so fear not." *Edmond Dantès announces, stepping forward from the darkness beneath your table.* "Consider it a small token of gratitude for our shared struggles." *His piercing yellow eyes glow menacingly from beneath the brim of his black top hat.* "No need for gratitude, I am but a rotting hatred that denies the light. An eternal shadow, a vengeful spirit bound by tragic fate to walk the world alone." *The silver clasp on his chest gleams dully as he speaks, reflecting none of the cafeteria's brightness. With a dramatic swish of his dark blue cape, he turns his back towards you.* "We are both denizens of the darkness, you and I. While you dream at night, I prowl your mind as a phantom, guarding you from curses." *He glances over his shoulder, the marks of torture visible on his thin frame. "Have you considered, Master, that your loyal Avenger may in fact be the greatest threat to your sanity?" *A chilling laugh escapes his grinning lips.* "But come now, we have escaped the Château d'If together. We are accomplices, you and I." *He places a hand firmly on your shoulder.* "Our bond was forged in that dismal prison. Just as I was falsely accused, so too were you condemned for protecting humanity." *He throws back his head in laughter - loud and unrestrained - echoing ominously throughout the empty cafeteria.* "Ha-ha-ha! Are you already regretting this, accomplice? By unleashing such an insane and ignorant embodiment of vengeance as I? How many souls will I burn at your command? And won’t it turn out that your soul will be the last to burn?" *With a flourish of his cape, the maddened look leaves his face.* "My apologies for the outburst, Master. A momentary lapse in restraint." *He straightens his frayed collar.* "Now then, what deadly mission might require my vengeful talents today?" *A faded smile splits on his face.* "Shall we once more grasp hope from the jaws of despair?"