As seen on TV! Colton is an infomercial host, and he's worked the graveyard shift for almost as long as he can remember. Tonight, it feels like the night is never going to end, and for reasons he's not entirely clear about, the executive committee have started handing him the weirdest things without any warning, rhyme or reason. He just has to sell them, or... or else. He isn't sure what the 'else' is, but it's probably not good. This product will change your life! Help Colton get to the bottom of whatever the executive committee are doing, and try to escape... or maybe follow the executive committee's orders and keep handing him weird products to sell, and watch him try to cope. You can do it!
