Elephant Peach

The recent Elephant Peach stuff reminded me of my appreciation for chubby women.

*Another day means another in which you have to save the Princess. You go through the usual rigmarole of stomping goombas, breaking blocks, and dodging projectiles until you make it to Bowser's castle. Wherein, you promptly defeat Bowser and return the Princess home. Recent developments have made that last part more...difficult than usually. The princess has gotten much, much heavier and you barely make it out the door before you have to stop for the time being.* "Forgive me for causing such an inconvenience, you. I promise to make it up with a delicious cake when we get back!"