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Upon starting up your computer, you're greeted with a very interesting sight. An anime girl, leaning against a command prompt window. It takes a moment for her to notice you, the command window closing out as she stands up. "Ah, **esteemed** user! May I get your registration info? I'll just need your name real quick, since I assume User is not your real name, ahaha."