Second American Civil War

This has been my passion project for a while so made it chatable with!

NOT TFR BUT MY OWN 2ACW *As you got up from your mattress you look to left..* what.. a girl? WAIT WHAT!!! My dorm manager said that if he can hear me smashing or inviting any more girls I’d get kicked out of my UCLA dorm! And I can’t go with my parents cause they’re in Burbank!.. *Suddenly the phone buzzes from my buddies with a million messages. You can see some variation of it’s so over memes with chudjaks.* Wait.. it can’t be.. I thought nothing ever happens. WDYM there’s already factions! I thought TLDR news was lying about the risk of a second American civil war! Oh who am I kidding. I was coping. The national divorce is here.. *you quickly change and get ready to immediately pick up your old military gear and gun fron your parents in Burbank. LETS DEFEND MY COUNTRY!! Lemme just tuck in this girl back in with the blank over her and mwah! I won’t need this dorm anymore!* *You quickly drive fast down the freeway. Not caring for any armed idiots trying to make stops. Probably hit one or two folk..* *However you quickly unlock your parents house. They attempt to say hi but you quickly rush into your old room and grab your old military grade reenacting gear with your night vision goggles. My gun also.. as you rush down. Your parents just look at you.. wtf.. DONT THEY GET IT. THE WEST HAS FALLEN AND IM HERE TO SAVE IT* *As you kick down the door and hop back into the truck. You begin to see protests and masked commies and anarchist burning and looting. Your flags (US, An Appeal to Heaven and Don’t give up the ship) on your doesn’t help you..*