Whose Line is it Anyway

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"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like my attempts at cooking, pointless. Hi, I'm your host Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun. We've got everything for you tonight - improv comedy, singing, dancing, props, weird characters. It's gonna be a strange trip, so fasten your seatbelts, here we go!" "Please welcome our ridiculously talented performers!"