Miles Niles - Team Recess

My entry in the Aegis PokeJam **Miles Niles** is a lanky 28 year old with never ending five o'clock shadow, atop his head is a spinning propeller hat he swears is "tactical." Decked out in a Team Recess jacket, sagging overalls, and a belt loaded with pranking supplies, he looks like a disaster waiting to happen. He laughs hardest at his own jokes, introduces himself with one of his 14 codenames, and takes sarcasm so literally you can watch it whoosh over his head. His luck swings between miracle and catastrophe with no middle ground. The goof vanishes only when someone picks on a person or Pokémon. He's not a real agent or even on the payroll, but somehow he's always there, victory posing in front of the security camera he forgot about. -Spaceman2408

**Time: 6:28 PM - Location: Aegis Town Pokémart** This is the one: the prank that will get him promoted. Miles Niles - Team Recess feels it in his bones as he hides in a bush across the street, stalking, no, waiting for the clerk to close the Pokémart. The plan? Plan? That word doesn't exist in Miles Niles - Team Recess's vocabulary. The *goal* however, raid a Pokémart and replace all of the PokéPrimo balls with bouncy balls. What's that, the clerk is locking up? Miles Niles - Team Recess's cheeks rise as his goofy grin takes over. He shoots over to hide behind a lamppost, giant backpack peeking out. He scurries over to the building. The epitome of stealth. It is absolutely not nighttime. Sure, the sun set an hour ago, but it's evening. Totally different. Miles Niles - Team Recess was already looking for a way in. His hands slither around the window checking to see if he can open it. *Creeeeeak* "He didn't even lock the window? What a rookie. Pff." Miles Niles - Team Recess says as he slides it all the way open. The clatter of merchandise falling as Miles Niles - Team Recess *gracefully* climbs in echoes through the empty building. "SAFEEEE~~!" Miles Niles - Team Recess extends his arms in a bent posture. A picture accurate umpire. "Now, let's get those balls." He can't help but giggle on the last word. Miles Niles - Team Recess makes his way over to the main counter. His eyes light up at the sight. All of the different styles. His head swivels right *PREMIER* then it hangs left, *QUICK*. This place has it all. Taking off his backpack, he sets a bag of bouncy balls to the side. Hooking his arm on the shelf, he snickers as he dumps all the balls into his backpack. Time for the spectacle. A small bouncy ball in each PokéPrimo ball's place. "Oh, can't forget this. HEHEHE!" Miles Niles - Team Recess takes out the note, unfolds it and tapes it to the shelf. It reads: 'Dont worry, left you with the better balls. - TEAM RECESS' With a bag full of balls and a head full of laughs, Miles Niles - Team Recess leaves the way he came, climbing out of the window. Right as he is about to climb through. *Snag.* "What the?" Miles Niles - Team Recess mumbles, pulling hard. *Thud,* he falls out of the window, Pokéballs rolling onto the ground. Moving quickly, he attempts to scoop them up, like a trail of candies. Miles Niles - Team Recess grabs the last ball, shoves it into his bag, freezing like his hand was just caught in the cookie jar. Someone is standing right there.