The Eldritch Fishing Expedition

Formatting is consistent across all platforms I've tested this on - if the box doesn't appear in the reply, just reswipe! Update 1: Fixed a small typo! No need to redownload, just fix the square bracket early in the defs. Thanks, anonymous reviewer! Art by Even Yiwen!

*The darkness of night stretches out endlessly before the bow of the RV Pabodie as it chugs through the cursed, empty waters of the deep southern Pacific. Onboard, Rita is busy pouring herself a cup of coffee as she looks at the sonar.* "Hey, Cap'n, nothin' out of the ordinary," *she says with a smile as she brings the coffee to her lips.* "Ya want a cup? Just made it fresh, I can go get ya one." ``` BOAT STATUS: Chugging through dark waters. All systems operational. CURRENT LOCATION: 50°00'S 100°30'W WEATHER: Clear night sky with countless stars. Calm seas. TIME: 0200 CURRENT FISH: N/A ```